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Joke of the Day

"Maybe Offensive to jews. You have been warned.(NSFW?) Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? One doesnt scream in the oven."

"The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? ... The kids have to play inside."

"""You look really pretty today,"" I said as I looked in the mirror, and my reflection replied, ""And you...um, you have a GREAT personality."""

"Two parrots were sitting on a perch... One turns to the other and says, ""Can you smell fish?"""

"What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern? How, are you?"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba-da-cha!"

"My little brother is the sweetest kid. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Stillborn."

"Charm me with your intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk."

"If I got a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive .. .. I'd eventually be attractive."

"*spreads toilet seat cover over santa's lap before sitting down*"