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Joke of the Day
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch... One turns to the other and says, ""Can you smell fish?"""
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"Did you hear about the plane full of anorexics that crashed? There were no FAT-alities, but everyone felt really, really dead."
"A hot girl goes to confession She says ""father, I had sex out of wedlock"" The priest says ""pics or it didn't happen"""
"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a child, you're probably not going to enjoy it as an adult."
"Ted Cruz is complaining about ""liberal fascism,"" so I guess he's just stringing random unrelated words together, like ""potato doorknob."""
"A man went to the movie.. A man went to the movie theater's ticket window a second time and said, ""One more."" ""For The Hobbit?"" the ticket vendor asked. ""No,"" the man replied, ""That's my girlfriend."""
"Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"A man has been killed after an E-cigarette exploded in his mouth. ""His face was a complete mess."" Said the coroner. ""But his lungs were mint."""
"I hate the Blacks in my neighborhood. Mr. Black is a douche. Mrs. Black is a slut. And the kids are the worst."