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Joke of the Day
"What's black and eats banana's? Apparently half of London"
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"Your luggage has wheels on it? You know, that guy Jesus didn't have WHEELS on that cross thingy he had to lug around. You people disgust me."
"I once asked an Irishman ""Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?"" He said, ""do we now?"""
"Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number."
"""hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?"" ""i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m"" -- how the worm got its name"
"One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?"
"A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense"
"You should never be sad. Because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good."
"Why did the man vomit after eating Middle Eastern food? It made his stomach falafel."
"What do you call a flying jew? Ash"