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Joke of the Day
"My little brother is the sweetest kid. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Stillborn."
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"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar QUICK! Bar the door and burn it down!"
"My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor... ...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie."
"Mistakenly punched premium at the gas pump today and now I have to sell one of my kids to the circus."
"A dad sits down with his son for a talk Dad says to his son, ""Hey, if you don't quit masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" Son says, ""Dad I'm over here..."""
"Premature Ejokeulation What do you get when you cross someone with a sex disorder and someone who ruins punchlines?"
"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."
"How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors? Through ex-spear-i-mints."
"*in the back of a police car* can ya'll hand me the aux cord?"
"Texts from mom: Thanks to the supreme court, now it's not just women who won't marry you."