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Joke of the Day

"The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? ... The kids have to play inside."

"A Rabbi and a Priest are walking in the park when they see a little boy. Priest: ""Hey let's go screw that little boy"" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

"I wanted to make a joke about quantum physics, but I wasn't sure if I should. So I did and didn't."

"Why did Beethoven love playing low notes. Higher notes weren't worth the the treble."

"Who let the dogs out? Knock knock"

"Donald Trump is just like Megyn Kelly during sex. Always on top."

"Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?"

"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? (NSFW) He forgot to wrap his Whopper!!"

"What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? Going to hell."

"I was seeing a girl once ...until my binoculars broke"