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Joke of the Day

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow! Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing saran wrap pants. Man: Doctor, I think I'm crazy. Psychiatrist: Well I can clearly see your nuts."

"Just found $4 on the ground. Well, more like $2.40 after my ex wife claims her share"

"What do you call a musician Trump supporter? A Trump-et"

"My daydream solution to organizing my house is always arson."

"My girlfriend is always hooking, ending up elbow deep in a bush because she swings both ways She's a terrible golfer"

"So my dentist says to me... So my dentist says to me, ""you're the cleanest patient I've had all week!"" Then I respond, ""Wow I deserve a plaque!"" This literally just happened. She lost it."

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."

"I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state."

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? Both have a 1 in 2 millon chance of being a person someday."