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Joke of the Day
"I'm one more weekend on the couch away from being a throw pillow."
Next Joke
"i just dropped my phone without the case on it and i can't tell what hit the ground faster my phone or my tears"
"How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? About 9 months."
"I've found that jogging is much more fun when you never do it."
"Camouflage training ""Soldier!"" ""Yes, sergeant!"" ""I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"" ""Thank you, sergeant!"""
"A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door."
"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one if he's got a good crew to do it."
"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass"""
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom? Because the ""p"" is silent!"
"Mommy! The boys at school pay me to climb trees! ""Honey, they only want you to do that so they can see your panties!"" Yeah, I know, that's why I take them off."