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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Hitler take a taxi? He was more of an Ubermensch."

"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"

"Accidentally pressed 2 for Spanish and Donald Trump's security team came out of nowhere to deport me."

"Dolly Madison should make snack cakes for diet ""cheat days"" and call them Ashley Madisons."

"What did the horny frog say? Rub-it"

"I'm naming my kid Johncena Because he was unexpected"

"An atheist, christian, and a scientologist walk into a bar. The atheist and christian then beat the ever living shit out of the scientologist for being so damn stupid."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Republican whose wife is a member of the Kennedy family. That makes him and his family...The Red Kennedys."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a curling iron? The gay man won't burn your dick while he's curling your pubes."

"Doctor: i'd like you to step on the scale. Me: You first, pal."