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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't like to be spotted"
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"why are dubstep artists so bad at fishing? They always drop the bass"
"Gas should cost /gallon. Since the price is irrational."
"Why is a horny walrus the same as a Tupperware enthusiast? They're both looking for a tight seal"
"What did the depressed dolphin say? I need a porpoise."
"My wife likes to talk after sex She calls me from the motel"
"Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining."
"""My favorite letter is X"" ""Why?"" ""Z"""
"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."
"Samuel L. Jackson should make alarm clocks."