142437
Joke of the Day
"""My favorite letter is X"" ""Why?"" ""Z"""
Next Joke
"I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa."
"I don't understand why certain people don't get communist jokes All it takes is a little common sense."
"What kind of fish is made of just two atoms? 2 Na"
"How much does a Satanist weigh? A pentagram."
"[job interview] What experience do you have plucking chickens? Me: See all those hairs on my chin? No. Me: Exactly."
"Him: Mm girl, back that ass up. Me: Like on iCloud or something?"
"What's the thin line between love and hate? A condom."
"I'm not as tweet as you drunk I am think."
"My girlfriend's a bouncer I only found out because I saw her fall out of a window."