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Joke of the Day
"Why is a horny walrus the same as a Tupperware enthusiast? They're both looking for a tight seal"
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"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."
"Sometimes when I get a retweet... I blow on my phone, twirl it and slide it into my belt holster, then ride off into the sunset like a dork."
"A man walks into the head office of a click-bait news site... ...what happens next will shock you!!!"
"What browser do you use to watch porn? Bill Gates: ""Internet Explorer"" Sundar Pichai: ""Google Chrome"" Tim Cook: ""Safari"" Jared Fogle: ""Tor"""
"Sir, on a scale of 1 to drunk, where would you say you stand? I'll sit"
"Whats long brown and sticky? A stick"
"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."
"If the inventor of the iPhone battery ever ends up on life support in a hospital, I hope the back up power source is an iPhone battery."
"Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na"