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Joke of the Day
"Why is a horny walrus the same as a Tupperware enthusiast? They're both looking for a tight seal"
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"What do gay horses eat? *haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.....*"
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you."
"Almost every McDonalds A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."
"Instead of complaining that it's hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it. You are a shiny person now."
"What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her? The same thing he told her the first time!"
"A woman asked a female doctor if she had aids ... ""Yes, I do. They're busy now, but they'll be with you shortly."""
"And the award for best neckwear goes to... huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie"
"If Trump is the answer.... How stupid is the question?"
"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."