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Joke of the Day
"My friend offered to let me rent 2 of his ermines. He is now the lessor of two weasels."
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"What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat? Skip"
"Threw this on a chick last night On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo. Better if you say this aloud."
"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"
"what do you call it when Batman skips church? a Christian Bale"
"The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in"
"What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !"
"When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them. You can say I'm passive, aggressive."
"Inspired by T.G.I. Fridays, I opened a restaurant called C.L.I. Tuesdays. No one could find it."