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Joke of the Day

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo. Better if you say this aloud."

"She was only a moonshine-maker's daughter... ... but I loved her still."

"How do camels have sex in the desert? They dry hump."

"I can't believe it's been 5 years since Tyler Perry's Hurricane Katrina."

"Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!"

"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."

"What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature? Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post /r/waterpuns)"

"I don't really care who came first, the chicken or the egg. I'm just glad somebody decided both could be broken and fried."

"I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks"

"Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it's funny, but it's snot."