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Joke of the Day

"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"Why is a woman unlike a washing machine? After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around."

"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and they are 18 different holes."

"Me: What's your dad do? Kid: My dad? He's an actor Me: Why? Couldn't you get a real dad?"

"We should call people who vape... *vapires*"

"Word of the Day: Eskihoe A girl that wears UGG boots and a miniskirt at the same time."

"What is the capital of Greece? $20 (A friend told me this a few days ago)."

"I dared my little brother to lick my dad's ass, and he did. So he dared me to lick my sister's pussy. Just FYI, the ass is called Toots and my sister's cat is Mr. Pickle. We're both 9 and 12"

"Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations."

"What do you call a twelve faced shape made out of genitals? A dodickahedron."