206114

Joke of the Day

"Threw this on a chick last night On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"

"Hey baby, are you a whale? because we can humpback at my place. ;)"

"Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue For the devil can take many forms"

"They say that you are safer in a bigger group Unless you're with 6 million...and everyone is jewish"

"When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now"

"Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages? Because they cantaloupe."

"Just wondering why Bob Marley denied shooting the deputy but thought admitting he shot the sheriff would be a-okay."

"Ordering a decaf coffee is like ordering a picture of food"

"Never eat bear steaks... they're too gristly. (grizzly if you didn't get it)"

"I started a band called 999 Megabytes ... we haven't gotten a gig yet"