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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party? He got the cold shoulder."
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"The darkest joke ever. [It was the darkest joke ever, till you spoiled it by hovering, or highlighting or whatever the hell you did...](#s)"
"When the blonde found out her toaster wasn't water proof, she was shocked. A man walked into a therapist office wearing nothing but shrink wrap. The therapist said, ""I can clearly see you're nuts"""
"If you hate someone on your Christmas list, buy them parakeets."
"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus depot and a lobster with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses."