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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party? He got the cold shoulder."
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"A sadist met a masochist... and said ""hurt me"" ""No"" said the sadist."
"Winter coats look like people gained 10 pounds, a perfect indicator for how they will look without the coat when the holiday season is over"
"Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France."
"Imagine the most awkward thing you've ever experienced & it pales in comparison to watching me try to pass someone walking."
"Why do farts stink? So the deaf can enjoy them too."
"If Apple releases a car... will it have Windows?"
"*Really attractive person waves at me in their car*-*I wave back enthusiastically*-*realizes they were just putting their visor down*"
"You know what they say. Once you go Mac.... you find out your dads dead. RIP Steve Jobs :("
"Late to Fight Club Was late to my Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. I love Fight Club, I'd highly recommend Fight Club."