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Joke of the Day
"If you're such a powerful warlock, why do you have diabetes."
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"Autocorrect just turned ""stepdaughter"" into ""lying manipulative drug addict that lives in the basement and brings dudes in thru the slider"""
"How do you say virgin in German? Guten tight ( )"
"Why do you never see any bugs in a church? Because they are in sects."
"Jokes What did Barack Obama say to Michelle Obama when he proposed?"
"What do you call a womans vagina after having a baby... ""Baby Gap"""
"Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ? Because he is an x-boxer"
"What did the feminist say in her intro to computer programming course? I hate this class, it keeps objectifying me!"
"My wife sent me to the store to buy shampoo, conditioner, lotion and condoms. I'm pretty sure the cashier thinks I'm making a girlfriend."
"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... and then I turned 12."