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Joke of the Day

"I saw a woman really screaming at her kids in public this morning, but in her defense, the kids were ugly."

"Why don't Raggedy Ann & Andy have any children? Cotton balls"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a prostitute? You can order one of them without mushrooms."

"New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary It runs in your jeans."

"Pranks I think pranks are incredibly immature. They're such a childish way to interact with your friends and family. Why would anyone...lol jk! Gotcha, I love pranks!"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."

"Ladies, if your man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months."

"What did the 40 year old pregnant lady say when her husband asked her ""why are you so upset"" ""I'm having a midwife crisis"""

"a bottle of cyanide labeled GHOST PILLS"

"I've had the clap so much that it's turning into applause."