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Joke of the Day

"The darkest joke ever. [It was the darkest joke ever, till you spoiled it by hovering, or highlighting or whatever the hell you did...](#s)"

"What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre, of course."

"Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."

"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be pissed when she finds out."

"[NO SPOILERS] Did you hear about the stormtrooper who fell asleep at The Force Awakens? He missed everything!"

"I'm on that ""I don't give a fuck diet."" I've lost 10 assholes already."

"That good buddy on Facebook who likes your status because nobody else will."

"I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always loads of black people hanging around."

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. - TommyEdisonXP (youtuber)"

"My neighbour has diabetes and now she won't make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me."