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Joke of the Day

"The darkest joke ever. [It was the darkest joke ever, till you spoiled it by hovering, or highlighting or whatever the hell you did...](#s)"

"[hospital] ""We found the problem. There's an entire sheep in your stomach."" ""Is that bahahaad?"" ""Yes. It's causing some internal bleating."""

"Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse."

"Sometimes you'll hate a person when you first meet because it saves time."

"*goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD"

"Rectum? Damn near killed'em Does anyone know the beginning of this joke? I only know the butt of it."

"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"

"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe"

"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer."

"[At crime scene] Detective: You need to take this seriously Me: I am *picks up leg bone* Me: I found this humerus. Lol. D: You're fired."