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Joke of the Day

"A model asked a painter girl ""Why do you always paint me in black and white"" ""There is no u in color"" She said"

"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."

"How is my sex life like a Ferrari? Imported and extremely expensive."

"How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce"

"90% of the internet is people who don't know anything having their questions answered by people who don't know anything."

"Where do all the normies play? In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina"

"I recently saw The VVitch and it was a very eye opening experience I had no idea Hilary Clinton had such a rough childhood."

"Having dinner last night, my six-year-old turned to me and said, 'Dad, when I grow up, I'm gonna marry you.' We laughed about it. Then my wife said, 'Don't make the same mistake I did.'"

"Donald be careful. Donald watch out. Donald look both ways. Donald Duck!"

"Getting colagen injections in my lips next week 'cause, you know, 'tis the season to be Jolie."