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Joke of the Day

"Donald be careful. Donald watch out. Donald look both ways. Donald Duck!"

"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"

"Damn girl! Your name must be Ebola... All I can think about is you spreading."

"Free Tibet I'LL TAKE IT!"

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequillllaaaa"

"What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *chokes*"

"I wanted to be a palaeontologist, but my parents said there was no future in it"

"Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies."

"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"