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Joke of the Day

"The so called genius at the Apple Store mentioned he has a girlfriend; thus, his geek credibility is compromised & I don't trust his advice."

"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her."

"I visited Detroit recently. I love the smell of the ol' factories."

"A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain' he said to the boy. The city boy replied 'They said it was lemonade.'"

"Why is it better to be ashy? cause it just means you spit more fire"

"I like anal sex the way I like my coffee"

"What's the difference between a gay mustache and a straight mustache? The smell."

"Why is the number '9' like a peacock? It's nothing without its tail."

"Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time."

"My friends told me we were going for a ride and I called ""Shotgun""... ... they did'nt tell me we we're actually going for a drive-by. FML :("