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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a gay mustache and a straight mustache? The smell."
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"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"
"Knock Knock. Who's There? Not Comcast."
"Why do people wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold out-tide."
"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"What do the Chinese call their spies? Secret Asians."
"hey girl, are you into adopting animals? Because I will probably pee in your bed and run away"
"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"
"What's the difference between God and Bono?? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono!!"
"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you fuckin racist."