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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her."
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"[First date] Me: ""So, what do you do?"" Date: ""I'm a librarian."" Me: ""Oh, my bad."" *Whispers for the entire rest of the date*"
"My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!"
"I'm holding a charity night for people that can't reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know."
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? A girl."
"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin."
"What do Subway and Chuck E Cheese's have in common? Shitty food."
"Did you hear about Princess Diana on the radio? and the windshield.. and the dashboard...."
"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"
"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for 30 years."