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Joke of the Day
"Why is the number '9' like a peacock? It's nothing without its tail."
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"Where did the hamburger meet the cheeseburger? At the meat ball."
"A girl named Ruth quit working at our office. I've been referring to the office as ""ruthless"" since then. People are pissed."
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? The Dashboard"
"My dog 'Fat Jessie' died yesterday, but I don't mind... She was a massive bitch."
"Urge is strong to leave work early on summer Fridays to avoid traffic. Most do it & become the traffic they sought to avoid."
"Ever heard of a 6.9? It's just another great thing ruined by a period."
"Why is semen white and pee yellow? So you know whether he's coming or going."
"Who led the Jewish people through the semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses"
"Whats brown and sticky A stick"