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Joke of the Day
"Why is it better to be ashy? cause it just means you spit more fire"
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"Hey, if it doesn't work out, we can still be friends. Said no guy ever."
"What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS? ... Are you positive?"
"Im on a sea food diet I sea food and I eat it."
"Apparently it's 'inappropriate' to show up at your therapist's home to swim in her new pool even though your 'boundary issues' paid for it."
"My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7 She blows up at any given moment."
"I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than ""you're out of batteries"""
"For those who can't eat their vegetables bc of the wheelchair: There IS a chocolate shake with every one, all you have to do is pull out the straw. Edit: a word"
"What did one dog say to the other when he wanted a marker? ""Pass the Shar Pei, please."""
"Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*"