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Joke of the Day
"Why is it better to be ashy? cause it just means you spit more fire"
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"[on a speed date] USUALLY I PREFER COCAINE BUT WOW"
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"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !"
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