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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ....Dr Dre."
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"Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin"
"5/6 people agree... ...that Russian Roulette is a great way to gamble."
"I just returned from a concert put on by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra... ... ... Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."
"Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris."
"[Programmer Joke] Why did the int drown? Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)"
"Cell phone, I don't know why you keep capitalizing TEQUILA but I like the way you party."
"why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer Prize? He was outstanding in his field"
"The S7's are exploding as much as Muslims in the middle east."
"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"