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Joke of the Day
"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"
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"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."
"Why does santa have such a large sack? Because he only comes once a year"
"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."
"man I hate tailgaters I was doing 35 over the limit today and the idiot behind me was still tailgating and the flashing lights on his car looked stupid too"
"Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|"
"A penny saved is a penny that will sit around in a jar for five years ;)"
"To those who are sad because nobody loves them at Valentine's Day, worry not... ...nobody loves you on any of the other days of the year either."
"Damn son are you a girl? BECAUSE OTHERISE WHY YOU NO DOCTAH YET?!"
"What's long and black? The unemployment Line."