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Joke of the Day

"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"

"Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix It has a lot of eminem in it"

"Everyone says they hate MP3 files... But I don't understand why it gets so much flak."

"I was learning about the Holocaust in history class today. I couldn't concentrate."

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."

"GOOD COP: cover me! DAD COP: *tucks him in* snug as a bug"

"There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin."

"My diet could best be described as, ""unchaperoned child at a birthday party."""

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a person? None. Light bulbs don't change anything."

"What's it called when Obama and Paul Ryan meet up for dinner? A government mandate."