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Joke of the Day
"Cell phone, I don't know why you keep capitalizing TEQUILA but I like the way you party."
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"What did Jesus say to all the Indians before he left Don't do anything until I get back."
"One from my half asleep Girlfriend What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman? They got Bale."
"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."
"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."
"What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad? Chicken Seizure Salad."
"I like my women like my shoes... Black, size thirteen and I pick them up at Walmart."
"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."
"A horse walks into a bar.. The bartender asks ""why the long face?"" The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and then leaves."
"What's the cheapest meat to buy? Deer balls. They're under a buck."