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Joke of the Day
"Anyone know any good HP Lovecraft jokes? I only know a few Old Ones."
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"There's a fine line between confidence and delusion and I ride that shit like a bear on a unicycle."
"I like my shits like I like my Slavs Squatting."
"What is E.T short for? Because it has little legs."
"My new coloring book, How To Tell The Woman You Love You've Been Living In Her Shrubs For A Year, comes out on tUESsdhay martha i love you"
"My friend came up to me He said, ""Can you ever remember a time where you removed a wig?"" I said, ""Not off the top of my head."""
"I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks."
"Why do jews have such big noses? Because oxygen is free"
"An Irish pirate with a 12 inch wiener walks into a bar and the bartender says ""I don't even know how to label you!"""
"Tom & Jerry had the realest beef of all time..... nvr said a word.... it was jus on sight .."