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Joke of the Day

"I once asked my mom about the time I was conceived... ...she replied:"" Son, you were simply a blowjob gone awry."""

"Remember when Indiana Jones risked having his arm crushed to rescue his hat? I'd do that for my iPhone."

"Why do most men hate Russian dolls? Because they're so full of themselves."

"Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"For what it's worth, I'd like to exchange some foreign currency."

"What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes? A food fight."

"The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you're not a psychopath."

"What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!"

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."

"you gotta hand to short people. Because they can't reach it."