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Joke of the Day

"My friend came up to me He said, ""Can you ever remember a time where you removed a wig?"" I said, ""Not off the top of my head."""

"Going to the gym is such a great workout. I never actually enter the building, but the walk there is nice. Sometimes I even walk back."

"How do you find a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard"

"How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost"

"Of all the cars in Italy... Mussolini's is the fascist."

"In art class I was told black was a shade not a color. That must mean black people aren't colored: they're shady."

"I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork."

"[NSFW] What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed."

"I hate when you forget to wear a belt and have to shoot heroin using the blood pressure machine at walgreens."