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Joke of the Day
"What is E.T short for? Because it has little legs."
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"What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? I just passed your friend in the woods."
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"I Wish I was a Wal Mart Truck Driver... Because I missed Tracy Morgan on Saturday."
"Why was six scared of seven?"
"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson, after the autopsy."
"Dogs that don't bark are the most dangerous of all They're woofless"
"What do you call the useless skin on the end of a penis? A man. Courtesy of my grandmother."
"I saw a billboard on the way to work this morning that read ""Future Events."" Well, that's a sign of things to come."
"Health tip: There's never a 'safe' time to shake a teenage boy's hand. Never."