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Joke of the Day
"I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks."
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"What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis? TB or not TB, that is the question."
"What did the guy say after he finished jacking off? Well that got a load off my mind."
"Did you hear the one about the sidewalk? It's all over town!"
"Do all Europeans countries drive on the right? No, the Brits left."
"You may recognize me from such films as: HR surveillance footage 11/13/12 HR surveillance footage 01/22/13 HR surveillance footage 02/28/13"
"What did the statistician say to the hooker as he pulled out his 5.2-inch manhood? ""I heard you suck a mean cock"""
"You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you."
"What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze? Nostrildamus"
"Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars"