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Joke of the Day
"Fishermen are reel men."
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"Say what you will about dung beetles... ...at least they have their shit together."
"The best part of being a supervillain is the freedom to laugh maniacally at all times"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"
"What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea? A horribly depraved piece of human garbage."
"If a fly does not fly, is it a walk? /music plays"
"Met a girl at the park today. It just felt like there were sparks between us. And as we lay making love a short time later I thought ""Damn, this taser was a good buy."""
"Doctor Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!"
"Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross"
"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"