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Joke of the Day
"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"
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"I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes.... so I took her cardboard box and left."
"[at my high school reunion] Hey guys, remember last year when we toilet papered Mrs. Krebb's house? ""Dude that was in 1991."""
"Yo momma so fat When she went to the beach the whales started singing ""We are family!"""
"How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better."
"""Wow, more ABBA. Shocking."" -anyone on road trips with me"
"I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."
"I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it."
"I made an original joke And it's not funny"
"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Because damn girl"