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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!"
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"Overactive Bladder Hotline. Can you hold please?"
"I recently went to my doctor for a physical... Doctor: ""Everything looks fine but you need to stop masturbating"". Me: ""Why?"" Doctor: ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical""."
"I like my woman like I like my coffee Served at 160F."
"""Alright, now who's ready to fuck and get some fiber?!"" - Keynote Speaker at the 'Fuck 'N Fiber' Convention"
"Elton John may be a very good pianist, But he sucks on the organ."
"I'm not ashamed to say that when I saw everyone was getting these new ""selfie sticks"" for Xmas I thought it was some new fantastic deodorant"
"Why isn't ebola airborne? Because niggers can't fly"
"I swear, the next person who pisses me off will find out very quickly that my threats are empty."
"What did the retarded kids call there rock band? Syndrome of a Down..."