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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"

",,,,,, Find me a rainbow. I never understand lyrics anyway."

"My wife called me a ""panty dropper."" She said to be more careful with the laundry next time."

"What's green got 6 legs and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you ? A pool table"

"I wish gummi bears screamed when you ate them"

"If you see a swarm of jellyfish, DO NOT enter the ocean. It's a no-brainer."

"When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard? Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother."

"Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help"

"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."

"God wants to redesign.. God asks wives: I want to redesign men with new hi tech features. Any suggestions?? Women: Yes, that joy stick made for us should be password protected."