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Joke of the Day
"Hotels are keeping the shower cap industry afloat."
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"The UK is leaving the EU and because of that, Scotland is moving for another Independence Referendum... So the english are going to get away scot free!"
"[stuck on an island] message in bottle: if anyone gets this, please save us bottle returns: if this gets 10k RTs on Twitter we'll send help"
"I tried anal once It was fucking shit"
"What do you call sex on a beach? Intercoarse"
"Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object every time."
"I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them"
"What did one repost say to another? Well the flag is a big plus! ಠ_ಠ"
"We all know by now that when someone says, ""I'm sorry, I never got that text,"" they ABSOLUTELY got that text, right?"
"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the award? He was out standing in his field."