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Joke of the Day

"Hotels are keeping the shower cap industry afloat."

"Did anyone hear about the Grizzly who was sick of giving birth to naked cubs? She could barely bear to bear bare bare bears."

"Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!"

"Why is a T-rex so angry? He can't masturbate."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The aristocrats."

"(NSFW) What is the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich. I Don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it."

"Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks"

"Gotta hand it to midgets sometimes. You know, cause they can't reach and all."

"Me: what are we doing today Trainer: let work on your forearms. Me: but I only have 2 T: What?!? Me: *whispers* I only have 2?"

"Confucius say: Man cannot run in front of car forever. He get two tired."