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Joke of the Day
"What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard? A new last name."
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"Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game? Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)"
"They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too."
"What material do african blacksmiths use the most? Steel."
"What do you call a brain dead Swede? A vegetable.."
"What do porn stars and prostitutes say when they wake up in the morning? Time to suck today's dick!"
"Guy asked me today if I've ever owned a dog. I was like lmao yeah I own dogs all the time they can't even say shit back"
"It's good to keep healthy. My gran started walking 10 miles a day when she was 50... ...she's 80 now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
"Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road? he missed the rains down in africa"
"Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25"