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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is Mac user He's definitely not PC"
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"I heard a group of pedophiles dressed up as superheroes and molested kids at birthday parties . Apparently they called themselves the Justkids League ."
"whats white with red stripes and crawls slowly over the floor? Freshly whipped masochist!"
"What did the father buffalo say when his son went off to college? ""Bison."""
"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."
"I'm a dad. Here's my joke: Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub? Because there's a BartEnder there."
"Go into a bathroom stall and write: ""For A Good Time Call Your Mother. She Misses You & Enjoys Hearing Your Voice."""
"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."
"Me: Do you want to meet your sisters at the bus stop? 5: *doesn't look up* I already know them."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin"