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Joke of the Day
"whats white with red stripes and crawls slowly over the floor? Freshly whipped masochist!"
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"Ugh, I just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy."
"If a bear is chasing you, don't run. Be very still and tweet about it because you're about to die."
"What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already."
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"When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be....""I left the diamonds on an Island, look for clues on my Face Book!....."", just to get them to read all the jokes I've posted."
"If I were Amish, I'd have to convert to Pmish cause I'm not a morning person."
"I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!"