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Joke of the Day

"The Beatles and Pink Floyd collaborated on an Anti-Semitic song. It was called ""Hey Jew"" ."

"A cubical is a great place to reflect on all the bad decisions you've made in your life"

"A teacher tells the class whoever answers her next question can go home. A boy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""Who just threw that?!"" Boy: ""Me. I'm going home now."""

"Spruce up your weeknight: run the dishwasher and imagine you're on a cruise!"

"4-year-old: ""Frozen"" is on TV! Me: We have it on DVD. And Blu-ray. And digital download. 4: Yeah, but this one is on right now."

"""It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."" But it takes much longer to get to England on a rowboat."

"Several insects dancing in a pen, what is the name of the movie? In The Pen Dance Day"

"Did you hear the one about the two gay Irish dudes? Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick"

"What does Sonic say on Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""

"What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin? A life time ban at the zoo"