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Joke of the Day

"What does Sonic say on Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""

"Give a man a six pack and he'll drink for a day. Give him a 24 pack and he'll drink for a day."

"I went to the library. I said,""Can I borrow a book about suicide?"" The guy said,""We did have one, but we never got it back."""

"Football would actually be entertaining of each team was allowed one bear."

"What piece of furniture can you always trust? A Reputable."

"Why do Asians have small breasts Because their fathers only allow for A's."

"What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out."

"Sober in an Uber: Please don't talk to me. I don't know you. Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls"

"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."

"I farted in an Apple store today and everyone yelled at me... Like it's my fault they don't have Windows..."