211929

Joke of the Day

"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"

"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"

"I taped Scooby Doo at 2am without realizing the commercials would change & now my 5 year old won't stop saying, ""Hot single ladies!""."

"How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and the other you see in a while."

"Thanks, baby Jesus, for helping me get that new job instead of helping millions of children find water and food. I know it was a tough call."

"think of the children! so a man is raping a woman in the park the woman cries out ""THINK OF MY CHILDREN!"" pervy bitch.."

"My friend compared me to a singular cloud in an otherwise blue summer sky No one wants me around. Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me."

"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done, it's a hardware problem."

"""Yo dog, this yogurt is mad delicious."" -Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog. I'm gonna die alone aren't I?"