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Joke of the Day

"""Yo dog, this yogurt is mad delicious."" -Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog. I'm gonna die alone aren't I?"

"Have you been to /r/brucejennerspenis? I heard it was removed."

"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."

"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"

"There was a Spanish magician who said he could disappear. He said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said ""Unos... Dos..."" **POOF** And then he disappeared without a tres."

"What did Kim Jon Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over"

"Why were the strawberries sad? Because their mother was in a jam!"

"What's all brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 RAPED 9!!"

"One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us... Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.."