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Joke of the Day

"My friend compared me to a singular cloud in an otherwise blue summer sky No one wants me around. Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me."

"How does Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap."

"Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf? He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it."

"Guys I need help. What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself? I can't even"

"I need some advice What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning? I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off"

"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word."

"If the interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years Standing naked on top of a fire truck does not appear to be the correct answer"

"Lawyer: The defense rests Judge: Counselor, your rebuttal? Lawyer: HAHAHA that sounded like ""you're a butthole"" Judge: LOLOLOL #Buttle"

"What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive"

"Why do you have to nuke siberia twice? The first one is just to break the ice."