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Joke of the Day
"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"
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"You had me at ""Bathes regularly""."
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"Everybody keeps telling me I'm paranoid... it's like a fucking conspiracy. -Jessica Jones"
"Just choked on a apple... Bet a brownie wouldn't have done that.."
"Why do white peope call a Indians paiutes? Cuz paiutes was a Indians first words and they were like 30yrs old!"
"I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit,"
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"What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry!"
"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"