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Joke of the Day

"6:There's a monster under my bed Me:That's silly! There's no such thi..OH GOD IT'S EATING MY ARM 6:SCREAMS ME:KIDDING it only eats kids"

"I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... Thank you daylight savings!"

"What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp? apple juice"

"It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs."

"How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill."

"I mailed my letter to Santa today. It was an index card that said ""not AIDS."""

"Reason why white people are afraid of being a minority. They know how minorities are treated in their country"

"What's brown and runny? Usian Bolt"

"Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section."

"What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon."