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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp? apple juice"
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"AMA Request: Someone who has successfully committed suicide."
"I looked down on the earth from an airplane yesterday and there are PLENTY of trees left, don't worry!"
"A successful relationship is one in which one person shuts up when the other is right."
"Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight? He was the raining champion."
"What's the difference between an old cat and a little kitten? An old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anybody."
"I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today..... That bitch was seeing somebody else."
"Lou Gehrig is the most unlucky man to ever live.... I mean seriously, what are the odds of dying from a disease that has the same name as you?"
"At the library: Librarian: you have 45 cents in late fees. Me: (adjusts bow tie then slides 50 cents across the table) Keep the change"
"she left me for good. what am i suposed to do now? ""...there ar plenty of fish in the sea"" OK DUDE FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT GONA DATE A FISH"